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I am presenting 100 Best Quotes About Shoes and High Heels. From Carrie Bradshaw to Vivienne Westwood.

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100 Best Quotes About Shoes and High Heels

Men I may not know, but shoes, shoes I know.
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

Red roses? violets bouquet? Listen to me : every woman unmentionable desire is shoes bouquets!
(Luciana Littizzetto)

What do women want? Shoes.
(Mimi Pond)

There are two things that do not get enough. Good friends and good shoes
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
(Marilyn Monroe)

Men, listen: roses rot, chocolate makes you fat, Teddy bears are boring. Just buy shoes for your girlfriend
(Author Unknown)

I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.
(Oprah Winfrey)

I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

A woman with good shoes is never ugly.
(Coco Chanel)

One shoe can change your life.
(Cinderella)

Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They life you physically and emotionally
(Christian Louboutin)

Sigmund Freud famously asked, "What do women want?" For many women, the answer appears to be shoes.
(Valerie Steele)

High heels make a woman 25% more dominant 50% more self secure and 100% more sexy.
(Marilyn Monroe)

There's no need for face cream nor foundation, you just need a good pair of heels to cover your dark circles!
(Author Unknown)

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
(Marilyn Monroe)

I can't concentrate in flats.
(Victoria Beckham)

High hopes, high heels and high standards.
(Carrie_Bradsh4w, Twitter)

Maybe the reason Cinderella was so happy wasn't because of the Prince…. but because of the shoes.
(Carrie_Bradsh4w, Twitter)

I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, "Where'd she go?" and I have to say, "I'm down here".
(Marian Keyes)

Shoes must have very high heels and platforms to put women's beauty on a pedestal.
(Vivienne Westwood)

Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce.
(Manolo Blahnik)

Some shoe heels are too high and you're afraid of falling? As playwriter Neil Simon says: "If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor".
(Fragmentarius)

How can you live the high life if you do not wear the high heels?
(Sonia Rykiel)

High heels can always put you in a good mood. The more depressed you are, the higher the heels you should wear.
(Anna Dello Russo)

After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels
(Bob Thaves)

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
(Christopher Morley)

I m not home, but my shoes are. Leave them a message.
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
(Imelda Marcos)

I'm not afraid of heights, have you seen my shoes?
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

I see a pair of shoes I adore, and it doesn't matter if they have them in my size. I buy them anyway.
(Keira Knightley)

A naked woman in heels is a beautiful thing. A naked man in shoes looks like a fool.
(Christian Louboutin)

I put everything I think is sexy into my shoes.
(Manolo Blahnik)

Craziness in a shoe is great – you can have much more freedom, you can exaggerate and it doesn't feel stupid. But to have too much craziness near your face, that would just feel weird.
(Miuccia Prada)

I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end.
(Amy Adams)

I have no problem with the idea of comfort, but it is not an important thing aesthetically. If you look at a shoe and immediately say it looks very comfortable, in terms of design, it is not going to excite me. Of course, I am not putting nails in my shoes to ensure everybody is in pain, but a heel is not a pair of slippers and never will be.
(Christian Louboutin)

Strong women wear their pain like stilettos, no matter how much it hurts, all you see is the beauty of it.
(Author Unknown)

The stiletto is a feminine weapon that men just don't have.
(Christian Louboutin)

I can be naked as long as I'm wearing the right pair of shoes.
(Anna Dello Russo)

The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.
(Kenneth Cole)

Life is short, your heels shouldn't be.
(Brian Atwood)

So Many Shoes, And Only Two Feet!
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

Besides, I'd seen a really nice pair of shoes yesterday in the mall and I wanted them for my own. I can't describe the feeling of immediate familiarity that rushed between us. The moment I clapped eyes on them I felt like I already owned them. I could only suppose that we were together in a former life. That they were my shoes when I was a serving maid in medieval Britain or when I was a princess in ancient Egypt. Or perhaps they were the princess and I was the shoes. Who's to know? Either way I knew that we were meant to be together.
(Marian Keyes)

A shoe is not only a design, but it's a part of your body language, the way you walk. The way you're going to move is quite dictated by your shoes.
(Christian Louboutin)

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy shoes, which is pretty much the same.
(Author Unknow)

Above all, believe in true love and know that men are like shoes. A couple is like a left and a right foot, and out there is your perfect fit. Sometimes you need to change styles and shop around to find it. Sometimes you have to break styles in, sometimes you feel like something that is unstylish but comfortable, and sometimes a style – as much as you like – just doesn't suit you and will never fit.
(Camilla Morton)

Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand.
(Stebby Julionatan)

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn't leave me for someone prettier.
(Cindi Madsen)

My happiness is measured in Inches, 2, 4, 6, 8, …. I LOVE SHOES TOO MUCH…
(Veronica Franco)

I've got about eight pairs of shoes, and that's it.
(Emma Watson)

I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.
(Christian Louboutin)

To wear dreams on one's feet is to begin to give a reality to one's dreams.
(Roger Vivier)

My shoes are special shoes for discerning feet.
(Manolo Blahnik)

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes
(Christian Louboutin)

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
(Phyllis Diller)

My shoes are perfect for the very sexy woman who wants to be elegant.
(Christian Louboutin)

When I think about a character, it does start with the shoes: What kind would she wear? How would she walk in them?
(Jennifer Aniston)

The stiletto is the icon of erotic femininity. You're taller, thinner and curvier, all at the same time. What's not to like?
(Valerie Steele)

Our obsession with shoes is "over-determined" (as psychiatrists would say), because the cultural significance of shoes is so multi-faceted. An intimate extension of the body, shoes convey a wealth of information about an individual's sexuality, social status, and aesthetic sensibility. "You can judge 90% of people's personalities by their shoes
(Valerie Steele)

If I want a new pair of shoes, I buy a new pair of shoes. If I want cuddles, I buy a new pair of shoes.
(barbyeturica, Twitter)

Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been.
(Forrest Gump)

Whenever I'm looking through a shoe shop window, I feel like nothing bad could happen to me in there.
(Author Unknown)

17% of women would ask for a divorce because of a pair of ugly shoes.
(Author Unknow)

I love shoes. I always have. When I was young, I would go to Spain on shoe shopping trips. My mother would constantly remind me that I only have two feet. My sister cared about dolls; I cared about shoes – all kinds, all colors.
(Filipa Fino)

I select shoes according to my mood, my state of mind or the day's agenda. Meeting means assertive Manolo; date with husband means seductive Givenchy.
(Filipa Fino)

You're "shoeaholic" if you think that the closest word to "Love" is "Louboutin"
(Author Unknow)

If eyes are the window to the soul, shoes are the door to the subconscious.
(Author Unknow)

You are a certified shoe addict if you think there is always room for one more pair.
(Author Unknow)

High heels put your ass on a pedestal, where it belongs.
(Veronica Webb)

High heels are pleasure with pain.
(Christian Louboutin)

High heels are not visual stimuli for men; they are tactile stimuli for women. Wearing high heels makes the buttocks undulate about twice as much as walking in flat heels, with correspondingly greater sensation transmitted to the vulva.
(Beatrice Faust)

People walk differently in high heels. Your body sways to a different kind of tempo.
(Manolo Blahnik)

There is a heel that is too high to walk in, certainly. But who cares? You don't have to walk in high heels.
(Christian Louboutin)

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
(Sue Grafton)

I'm amazed when I see mothers wearing high heels. If your kids run off you can't run after them.
(Claudia Shiffer)

No one can love shoes as a woman does. First of all, each inch of your heels makes you thinner.
(Daniela Fedi e Lucia Serlenghe)

Any woman could live with just one man, but not with just one pair of shoes.
(Author Unknow)

I want people to feel happy when they wear my shoes.
(Diego Della Valle)

Flowers die but Louboutins are forever….
(Carrie_Bradsh4w, Twitter)

Flowers say I'm sorry….. Louboutins say I learned my lesson
(Carrie_Bradsh4w, Twitter)

I actually have more shoes than anyone will ever know.
(Tamara Mellon)

Six-foot Parisian women wearing 7.5-inch heels! Are they dating the Eiffel Tower?
(Emilie Vlanek, Twitter)

The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then – to make the walk a little more fun.
(Sarah Jessica Parker, as Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City)

Nowadays the most dangerous skyscrapers are not the ones in big cities but high shoe heels, hyperbolic prosthesis imposed by fashion.
(Antonella Amapane)

High heels are like a beauty lift. In a flat, you can feel beautiful, but a stiletto changes your mood, how you move – like a wild, beautiful animal. The idea was always to follow a womans wardrobe, her desires.
(Giuseppe Zanotti)

All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos.
(Maryse Ouellet)

There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman..
(Karl Kraus)

Safe stilettos seems fairly straightforward: Two parts sacrifice and a dash of solid steel
(Fred Allar)

Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master.
(Nicholson Baker)

You've got a problem if your high heel is higher than your age
(VirnaBello, Twitter)

It's strange how a nice pair of shoes can make our head feel much better, even if we are wearing them at the opposite extremity of our body..
(Levende Waters)

There is a little bit of Imelda Marcos in every woman
(Valerie Steele)

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.
(Imelda Marcos)

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